Well, it’s been a while but I must admit, I have missed her.
“Not quite sure if I can say the same for you!”
On second thought, perhaps I was happy not to have eye contact with her for a while but now I do; there is something strikingly wrong…
“I know, it’s terrible.”
How could she have let it get so bad? I mean it’s unnecessary. Oh crap, she’s scowling! Don’t scowl at me, you’re only making it worse. Seriously, it’s quite scary… I know it’s Halloween but that is still no excuse.
“I hate Halloween!”
Is that so? You look like you’re ready to dress up as a werewolf… What have I told you about scowling?
“Abi is coming tomorrow. She said she will fix it!”
Lets hope so! I don’t think I have ever seen your eye brows look so bad.
Oh have I missed that smile… menacing as it is… Here comes some try-too-hard-witty comment…
“In this case, I can say the same for you.”
Off she trots until our next encounter…